• Coffee Or Sex? Posted on October 08, 2013

    Coffee Or Sex? Would you rather have morning coffee or morning sex? Because we live in modern times and have both Starbucks and Craigslist Casual Encounters, most people with internet access and a mode of transportation don't have to choose. And thank God! Because a new study indicates that if we did have to, we'd choose coffee, which would definitely result in a global coffee bean shortage and an utter lack of babies being born.

    Le Meridien Hotels asked almost 8,000 people in six countries all about their coffee-drinking habits and learned that shockingly, 78 percent of those people would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their partner for an ENTIRE YEAR if it meant they didn't have to stop drinking coffee. Slightly more than half of those polled said that coffee was a better way to wake up than to have morning sex. Additionally, 51 percent of respondents said that they thought they could last longer without having sex than without having coffee. No word about whether every person interviewed had recently given birth to a screaming infant and/or was super sick of their live-in girlfriend.

    Thanks to: http://jezebel.com/youd-rather-have-coffee-than-morning-sex-1441965433

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